ageblue-aka-varnah-g asked:
-icecream truck chimes approach-
-a package is chucked at you via catapult on the roof of a cyan cadillac-
-gets donked on the head-
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With the lack of SNAP benefits in the US hitting in a few days, welcome to No Snitch November. If you see somebody taking food? No you didn't. Taking formula? No you didn't. Taking diapers? No you didn't. When the government turns their back on our neighbors, it's our job to protect them.
when i date femme girls they don't like me because i'm not butch enough but when i date butch girls they don't like me because i'm not femme enough. doesnt anyone just want to fight and kiss
oh that's what you people always say
Idk it just feels weird that im disqualified from like half of trans girl archetypes/stereotypes because im not white.
Like the type of trans girl people make memes about for "the universal expirence" or "every trans girl looks like this" is exclusively white.
Anonymous asked:
Miss Fayforn have you ever eaten ice? If the answer is yes did the crunch?
fayforn-official answered:
This Hole In The Ice Is Actually From I Chewed It There Many Years Ago
Yum Yum Yum
Anonymous asked:
Madam Fayforn may we please see Puppy 1 and Puppy 2.
fayforn-official answered:
Pupys
boxers and a house robe. the thinking man's pajamas. the boxers say "i have worryingly low standards for what pizza i will eat" but the robe says "i have read at least one book"
yeah i would wear the fucking fuck out of this
They’re calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post
Would you sell liquor to this baby
Yes
No
I don’t think life begins at contraception but I’d still sell liquor to baby
See ResultsWait hold on rb canceled that’s the wrong word wait no stop
